BEVERAGE PROFESSIONAL: We made the color like you wanted -- it's between the color of Budweiser beer and the color of Orange Crush. But frankly, this seems like an ugly color.
MATT GROENING: I approve. How about the taste?
BEVERAGE PROFESSIONAL: It's just as you asked, Red Bull crossed with Okay Soda crossed with Mountain Dew. Again, we're not sure that's the direction we'd recommend you go in.
MATT GROENING [Taking a sip]: Whew! That is terrible! Again -- I approve.
BEVERAGE PROFESSIONAL: So . . . we proceed with this? Actually release this -- this stuff?
MATT GROENING: Yes. Proceed.
Note: My photograph doesn't capture the urine-like color of this stuff. It's quite an astonishing hue.